Me: "'Hey, yutz! Guns aren't toys! They're for self-protection, killing dangerous or tasty animals, and keeping the King of England out of your face!'"
RX: "And you wouldn't want the King of England up in your face!"
Me: "Especially not King Charles."
RX: "Eeww! With that dangly thing!"
Me: "That's his chin, Bobbi."
That guy won't ever be king. But his son.. well.. maybe he's not the sharpest tool in the shed, but he doesn't look that bad and he's very rich.
ReplyDeleteI'm betting a good number of ladies wouldn't mind him in their face, so to speak.
Unless they're very principled republicans, of course, but principles are rare in these latter days.
Totally off topic, but I know you are a Falco fan. BBC Radio 4 Extra has just started 'The Silver Pigs', with Anton Lesser as Falco. Worth a listen.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes.
Mr.Wolf
So Charles married his chin?
ReplyDeleteI was enjoying the Marcus Didius Falco books long before I heard of the Internet, but lost interest after Davis started slipping in gratuitous references to current events in the last book or two...
ReplyDeleteThat is one of my favorite Simpson quote along with "Less yapping, more zapping " (said that as I was getting PRK done), "point and shoot" (Homer telling Bart how his body works), and Bart's "Free and easy, Lis. There's nothing like an unfurnished basement for maximum comfort"
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