Feelin' good and apocalyptical this morning, no?
The stock market has shit the bed again, there's Anarchy In The UK, we've got family gangs of bank robbers motoring across the US like something out of a James Cagney talkie...
I don't know about you, but I'm buffing out my colander and mink-oiling the straps. Just in case.
"Just walk away."
ReplyDeleteThat was actually my initial title for the post. I changed it right before I hit 'publish'. :)
ReplyDeleteBut are they coming out with more Ma and Pa Kettle movies? I loved those things. Then again, they'd probably cast Chia LaBeuof, so maybe better to let sleeping dogs lie.
ReplyDeleteHeard there's a sale on Summer-Weight Wookie Suits.
ReplyDeleteJust cleaned my Wookie suite. Still hacking up fur balls.
ReplyDeleteI don't understand why everyone runs to CO to hide, or get away from the law. It didn't work for the so-called Texas 7, it didn't work for one of the three escaped murderers that cut the hole in the Arizona prison fence, and it didn't work for the DOH!erty family.
ReplyDeleteI would think avoiding CO would work out better. Or avoiding a life crime, maybe.
Not to worry about the bank robbers, they ended up in my home state - Colorado, where fugitives go to get caught,
ReplyDeletehttp://www.kktv.com/news/headlines/Trio_Of_Dangerous_Sibling_Suspects_Spotted_In_Colorado_Springs_127339688.html
Previous winners.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_Seven
Dave
You probably need a stronger colander, to protect that expensive dental work.
ReplyDeletehey, not to be personal, here, but is there a correlation between the freckles and the colander? (Ducks and runs)
I think you'll need a heavier-duty car to go with the colander...
ReplyDeleteNah. Underneath, the zed drei is rock solid. It just needs a lift kit and some wranglers. Plus, the low nose makes it easy to mount the extra armor plating.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if X3 wheels use the same lug pattern?
ReplyDeleteHelp the UK, too -
ReplyDeletehttp://www.anenglishmanscastle.com/archives/009906.html
"I wonder if X3 wheels use the same lug pattern?"
ReplyDeleteyep, 5x120. The x3 has 14mm lugs, but the z3 lugnuts are large enough to tighten down OK.
shit the bed
ReplyDeleteI haven't heard that saying since my dad was alive. Thanks.
And here I am with about 8 cans of food and about a box and a half of ammo. Mah kitteh still lurves me, though.
ReplyDelete"The settlers and their dying tribe are holding out on an entire tanker of fuel in their compound and they have hired mercenary thugs, like the Road Warrior, to ensure their assets are protected. Lord Humungus is a man of the people, and his populist approach will ensure everyone gets their fair share of crude instead of a few elites in dorky white outfits."
ReplyDeleteBut do you have a scoped S&W Model 29 to go along with it?
ReplyDeleteColander? Check. Fast car? Check. Now, have you bought a crossbow yet?
ReplyDeleteGiven the feral kid a steel boomerang?
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