Zombies to the left of me
Face-eating monkeys to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you...
(Incidentally, the monkeys in the second story are proven bureaucrat killers. I have thus far been unsuccessful in my attempts to start a breeding colony in Indianapolis.)
A bunch of whiny hippies have a monkey house here in Des Moines. Maybe you could contact them. www.greatapetrust.org
ReplyDeleteGood, because I'm almost out of 38 S&W and .32 ACP...
ReplyDeleteCan think of a nicer person to be stuck with in the middle, Tam. Now pass the ammo already.
ReplyDeleteTam, I understand your desire to establish a colony of anti-bureaucrat monkeys in Indy, but, please, think of your country: Once we have a sufficient number of colonies in and around Washington, D.C. we can begin establishing satellite installations. I promise, Indy will be right at the top of the post-D.C. list.
ReplyDelete"Don't be surprised when one of these hairy guys eventually runs for mayor."
ReplyDeleteHey, one has a big, red butt, just like Mayor Bloomberg.
The naked face eating guy may seem wacked out to people in other places, but here in Miami, it's really just par for the course. We seem to attract wierdness down here. I guess they come for the warm weather.
ReplyDeleteWhat we really need down here, though, is a batch of those monkeys.
But, Bob Hope identified Zombies back in 1940.
ReplyDeletehttp://youtu.be/RWpU8sX10_4
Then there was the Gilligan monkey zombie.
http://youtu.be/yvlGLdBaZ-U
I expect the world will muddle along for at least another week before the end!
Rhesus monkeys would fit right into Florida's Invasive Species Thunderdome. They could even exchange bloodborne diseases with the transients.
ReplyDeleteScorpion pits. The traditional solution for bothersome persons.
ReplyDeleteThe problem with face-eating ape colonies is that they tend to attack non-bureaucrats.
Do not let excessive wookiesuitism blind you to the obvious benefits of throwing bureaucrats or blue state invaders into scorpion pits.