It's all about the smell. And I only have those mornings on days ending in "y". Each day I wake up, I have to be me again, because nobody else will do it.
Given that female warthogs will adopt and feed orphaned piglets that aren't hers, and this benefits the males that mate with multiple females, perhaps it's actually the goodness of her heart that draws the boys...
I wonder what characteristics or features would lead one male warthog to to look at a female warthog and say "Oh yeah, she's hot!"
ReplyDeleteshe's there?
ReplyDeleteNice tusks?
ReplyDeletelibertyman,
ReplyDeleteI was gonna say that. :)
"Hey, didja check out the tusks on that one?" :D
I can hear him now: "Look at her! I'd love to get a slice of her bacon."
ReplyDeleteIt's all about the smell. And I only have those mornings on days ending in "y". Each day I wake up, I have to be me again, because nobody else will do it.
ReplyDelete"Hakuna my friggin' Makata ass, bwnana. Now, I be goin' backs to sleep."
ReplyDeleteYeah, I know it wasn't a caption contest, but it looked 'bout right for one, anyway.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
she shows up.
ReplyDeleteCrap! I thought that picture of me was destroyed!
ReplyDeleteGiven that female warthogs will adopt and feed orphaned piglets that aren't hers, and this benefits the males that mate with multiple females, perhaps it's actually the goodness of her heart that draws the boys...
ReplyDeleteNever have I seen a clearer explanation of why the A-10 became universally known as the Warthog.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to guess that's a character from "The Dark Crystal"
ReplyDelete"This is what happens when you check the wrong box on your paperwork."
ReplyDeleteDamn quillboars. Sorry, Barrens flashback.
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