RX: "'Penis Cialis. Cialis Online.' There's a meter to it, almost like the spammer was trying to write poetry."
Me: "'Penis Cialis
The drooping staff needs it now
Cialis online.'"
RX: "Um, no."
Me: "What? Five, seven, five. It's a totally legitimate haiku."
RX: "Just no."
Not haiku without seasonal reference.
ReplyDeleteAutumn is implied.
ReplyDeleteRoflmao.
ReplyDeleteI would have thought more a tiFfAnNi than an Autumn.
ReplyDeleteWasn't there a Penis Cialis song?
ReplyDeleteOh, wait. The Piña Colada song. Never mind.
Need coffee.
I sense a new advertising revenue stream in your future.
ReplyDelete"advertising revenue stream"
ReplyDeleteAs it were...
Cialis wilt not
ReplyDeleteOnline spam filter undo
stiffy penis blurb
. . or is that too much "action" for haiku?
legit
ReplyDeleteShe got ya og.
ReplyDeleteAutumn may be implied, but if Autumn lasts for more that four hours you are advised to call your physician.
ReplyDeleteYou have confused Autumn with Spring.
ReplyDeleteAutumn-escence can only be maintained artificially for so long.
ReplyDeleteAfter that Winter, and only Winter unfortunately, will be coming.
Winter is coming.
ReplyDeleteCialis stops falling wood.
Solace for Solstice.
(And yes, this post will fluff up your Google hits.)
ReplyDeleteTo paraphrase what Miss X said about her comment policy for her blog: She is a bit of a Neo-Victorian and doesn't like to read that kind of language.
ReplyDeleteI reckon you can get away with it, Tam, because you live under the same roof and she obviously likes you.
Matt G.,
ReplyDeleteIs good poetry really acceptable haiku?
I don't understand. If the staff are drooping, why not fire them and hire Mexican illegals?
ReplyDelete5.75mm Haiku: the next SAAMI-approved rifle round?
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