RX: "Doesn't [TV Personality Redacted] radiate 'I'm a smarmy little creep'?"
Me: "I'm betting he spent a lot of his middle and high school..."
RX: "...lunch money on porn at the newsstand?"
Me: "I was going to say '...years getting his head flushed down toilets', but yours works, too."
This personality wouldn't by any chance have a long barely-spellable Greek name starting with an "S" would he?
ReplyDeleteJust calibrating my Smarm-o-meter here...
Hey. Whoa.
ReplyDeleteI'm not on TV...
[Cris Collinsworth]
ReplyDeleteIf you can't blame Global Warming, you can at least blame the GOP.
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-SM
The number of possible TV personalities who fit this profile is beyond my ability to guess. Although if I swing a cat at an open copy of People magazine I'd probably hit a good prospect.
ReplyDeleteI'm with rickn8or. That was my first thought too.
ReplyDeleteHmmm... moves from Ivy League Political Science undergraduate studies (Columbia, like Obama) to studying Theology on a Rhodes Scholarship to politics to broadcasting. Sweetheart real estate loan that you or I could not get. Overpaid for a first edition of a book on Pawnstars so that it will look impressive on his bookshelf. What's not to like?
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See, that's what's wrong with wimmin bloggers. Y'all think your speculation of how he spent his middle school lunch money makes him a creep. Lots and lots of middle school boys back in the day would have thought that made him a hero. (Modern ones, of course, would ask why he bothered with paper rather than pixels.)
ReplyDeleteFirst name Shep last initial O?
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