Sunday, May 18, 2014

Spanish mine so good is not.

I only had the one semester of Spanish, but I think the sign says "Don't play cards with Baby Jesus."
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19 comments:

  1. Cincinnatus4:59 PM, May 18, 2014

    I thought it said that Baby Jesus hates card cheats.

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  2. Jess5:12 PM, May 18, 2014

    That works for me.

    Did you know "Piso Mojado" warns illegal aliens to not piss on the floor?

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  3. Ed5:45 PM, May 18, 2014

    You mean "piso mojado" does not mean "nasty tasting marinade"?

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  4. Steve Skubinna6:25 PM, May 18, 2014

    I think it means "No card playing during seasonal Pacific storm systems."

    Because I'm pretty sure Baby Jesus would be capitalized. Or would that just be in German?

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  5. Steve Skubinna6:26 PM, May 18, 2014

    No Jess, I think it means somebody already pissed on the floor. I mean, how do you think it got wet in the first place?

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  6. Jess6:49 PM, May 18, 2014

    I stand corrected.

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  7. Anonymous7:00 PM, May 18, 2014

    Don't give castanets to children!

    It's an idiomatic expression really meaning:

    Don't let your children grow up to be flamenco dancers.

    Gerry

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  8. Pawpaw7:18 PM, May 18, 2014

    Either way. Playing cards with Baby Jesus isn't a good idea. He knows what you hold.

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  9. Anonymous12:53 AM, May 19, 2014

    Hey! Look! A six pack of Magic Hat! I'm jealous. I'm out of Magic Hat range.

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  10. staghounds9:33 AM, May 19, 2014

    But how are customers expected to get their child purchases to the check out line?

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  11. staghounds9:34 AM, May 19, 2014


    Also, "Carne Asada" definitely does NOT mean "have sex outside".

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  12. Miguel GFZ10:27 AM, May 19, 2014

    OMG, Stop, please stop! you guys are giving me a heart attack I am laughing so hard.

    In other news, I am available for Spanish classes in exchange for ammo.

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  13. Miguel GFZ10:28 AM, May 19, 2014

    and "Piso Mojado" means "Step on Undocumented Immigrants from South of the Border"

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  14. staghounds11:59 AM, May 19, 2014

    The pictures suggest that "Piso Mojado" means "Do you like what you see?"

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  15. Cybrludite12:07 PM, May 19, 2014

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  16. Cybrludite12:12 PM, May 19, 2014

    If you find yourself in a sleazy Mexican bar in a dangerous border town, you can impress the eases by asking for your bar tab in the local slang. The phrase you want to remember is, "Quánto por tu hermana por el noche?" You can trust me on this. Hablo Español como un gringo barracho.

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  17. Anonymous3:28 PM, May 19, 2014

    You're still doing "mas bueno" than the lady I overheard in the Mexican restaurant. She asked if the pollo came with chicken.

    -Drifter

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  18. Geodkyt6:35 PM, May 19, 2014

    I was in high school before I found out that La Jolla and "La Hoya" weren't two seperate towns in California. . .

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  19. Windy Wilson11:13 AM, May 21, 2014

    I thought Carne Asada was Brian Wilson's Daughter's married name.

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