Tam: "Am I easily amused?"
Gunsmith Bob: "Well, you did get awfully worked up over a spork."
Tam: "Yeah, but it was a folding titanium spork."
Gunsmith Bob: "It was still a spork."
Tam: "It's the folding titanium part that's important. Look, a Toyota Camry may be the most boring thing on the planet, but if you had a folding titanium Toyota Camry, that'd be something!"
Gunsmith Bob: "Well, at least it's not a shiny piece of glitter or a feather on a string, but you are pretty easily amused."
Well, you ARE a cat person...
ReplyDeleteIsn't it nice that we have friends who keep us grounded?
ReplyDeleteI had to go to the Bloomington REI to get that spork. What's the problem??
ReplyDelete(Catching up on the Bloggosphere today. Just saw the phone # for logowear. Thanks!!)
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Don't feel bad.
ReplyDeleteMy husband once entertained himself for a full forty-five minutes with a copper heatsink, a bowl of ice, and our wood stove.
Huh. Since Camries are the most common car here, a high percentage of our VBIEDs are Camries- so every one we see is NOT AT ALL boring.
ReplyDeleteBut we wish it was.
I'd be impressed by a Camry made from ordinary titanium. They wouldn't have to use the exotic folding kind.
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