So there we are; all of us out on a wilderness getaway.
Our first night out in the back country, we get fires built and dinner ready, then we settle down to shoot the breeze and chow down.
Some folks pull out plastic dinnerware. Others have messkit forks & spoons or Cub Scout knives.
Me? I pull out my favorite new gizmo: A folding titanium spork, complete with tactical pocket clip.
You're not worthy.
(Mad props for the übercool belated birthday present to my neighbor rennaissancemann. On a cool-gadget scale of one to ten, this one goes to eleven. :) )