I AM a terrible person. The first thing I thought of was that terrible old chestnut about the foo bird in which the hunters, determined to bag one of everything, set out to shoot foo birds. Eventually they found a guide who knew of foo birds but refused to lead a hunt, saying that if you should shoot even one foo bird, the sky would fill with foo birds and they would shit. As bad as being covered in guano may be, if you wash off even the tiniest bit, you would die. Hence the moral of the story:
Well, you could tell us how you got there, but then you'd have to kill us.
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I AM a terrible person. The first thing I thought of was that terrible old chestnut about the foo bird in which the hunters, determined to bag one of everything, set out to shoot foo birds. Eventually they found a guide who knew of foo birds but refused to lead a hunt, saying that if you should shoot even one foo bird, the sky would fill with foo birds and they would shit. As bad as being covered in guano may be, if you wash off even the tiniest bit, you would die. Hence the moral of the story:
ReplyDeleteIf the foo shits, wear it...
Huck--
ReplyDeleteDid NOT see that one coming.
It doesn't do any good to dive into the water when the foo birds are overhead, as there are marine mammals in the area, and, as any seal can foo...
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