Roomie is sitting at her desk, tossing some of the remains of her snack towards the wastepaper basket. A piece of celery goes wide...
Me: "Nice shootin', Tex."
RX: "It's not easy flinging limp vegetables at a trash can."
Me: "I'm pretty sure that's illegal in thirty-four states."
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Pff... wait for it, if it isn't it will be soon enough. You know, for the common good of vegetable-kind everywhere.
Jim
It's $390 a half hour in Vegas.
I got $320 in Atlantic City, and they even threw in some fresh lettuce.
Jim
I'm pretty sure it's free and legal in most states, at least up front. It's the hidden costs that later eat you alive at least until the divorce.
Oh, the abuse!
Remember, they're not "vegetables", they're "dirt-kittens".
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