My guilty nerdy pleasure: Wooden Ships & Iron Men |
Tuesday, November 30, 2021
Wooden Ships, Iron Men, 'Splodey Shells
PTSD and the First Responder...
No one likes the smell of a decomposing body, but I’ve never vomited after seeing a decomposed corpse. I’ve never had any nightmares about all the death I’ve seen. I don’t have PTSD. Like many of you reading this, I simply did my job in the face of horrific crime scenes and never let what I did get to me.It's worth reading in its entirety even if you aren't the po-po. The principle of not inviting unnecessary additional negativity and trauma into your life is widely applicable.
Or so I thought…
Monday, November 29, 2021
Mystery planes...
"This is my safety, sir!"
De-hoardering...
The One™...at least for me. Your The One™may differ. |
Tribal Signaling
Sign at Roberts Camera from middle of last year. |
Sunday, November 28, 2021
The funniest Mel Brooks movie...
Stowaway?
Saturday, November 27, 2021
Dehydrated Beowulf
BRECUNG! If you couldn’t get through all 3k lines of Beowulf, I give you a world-exclusive ‘nano-translation’ from its greatest living interpreter, Professor Michael Alexander (dad). It’s 15 lines long. pic.twitter.com/sUv80lVraP
— Patrick Alexander 🏴 (@i_padawan) November 27, 2021
Gratuitous Gun Pr0n #208...
Sea of Grass, Scourge of God
To wit, in 1700, the dominant states spanning the breadth of Eurasia had ruling elites with roots in the steppe. Manchu China, Mughal India, Ottoman Turkey, Safavid Iran and even Tsarist Russia, were all dominated by aristocracies stamped by nomadic empires, whether because the ruling dynasties were from the steppe, like the Ottomans and Safavids, or because they integrated steppe nobility like the Russians and the Manchus.
Friday, November 26, 2021
Crazy Friday
Turducken
Thursday, November 25, 2021
Wow.
Imagine listening to Lin Wood for more than a minute or two and thinking "Yeah, this guy seems to have his shit in a tidy sack. I should totally listen to what he has to say."
— Tamara K. (@TamSlick) November 26, 2021
https://t.co/STirBj5IyT
"X" Marks the Unfortunate Spot
Albany is no different, but here the poverty and wealth are juxtaposed against a downtown filled with politicians, bureaucrats, and lobbyists who claim to care about the very inequality they are surrounded by, making it a physical metaphor for the failures of our political class.One thing I've noticed in his posts are the abandoned-looking buildings with the square placards on them, the ones in Albany have a white X on a red background.
When you see a Red “X” on a vacant building, it indicates to “first responders”-police officers, fire department staff and building department staff, that the building is considered unsafe for emergency personnel. For first responder safety and as a precautionary measure, the Red “X” symbols are being installed on vacant buildings that have been inspected and deemed unsafe for emergency response personnel to enter. It advises extreme caution and that all emergency responders should limit fire fighting to outside operations only, and to enter inside only if there are known life hazards such as a person trapped inside.Perhaps unsurprisingly, these signs are a bone of contention in some places.
The Red “X” does not show that the building is to be demolished or rehabbed or otherwise. The safety hazards present in a building can be holes in the floor, missing fire escapes, missing or unsafe stairs, and open roofs among other potential safety hazards.
They do give off a certain cyberpunk dystopian air, that's for sure, but maybe the neighborhood chamber of commerce might want to worry about why the signs are there in the first place. It's hard to make the argument that they're uglifying the decaying buildings in the 'hood.
That time of year again...
Tab Clearing...
- The wildest bank robbery story you will ever read.
- There's money in grifting conspiritard morons. Just ask this guy. Anyone gullible enough to buy these false flag tales is basically asking for it.
- The Other Side of Bothesidesism.
Terraforming
Wednesday, November 24, 2021
Automotif CCLXVII...
Tuesday, November 23, 2021
Flash Rob
Roughly 80 masked robbers armed with pepper spray and crowbars ransacked a Nordstrom in Walnut Creek Saturday night, smashing and grabbing goods from shelves, employees and even customers, according to police.This is the kind of situation you just don't want to be in the middle of.
Some of the biggest names in high fashion are losing thousands — sometimes tens of thousands — of dollars to a team of thieves that is storming into their stores to steal purses and handbags from display shelves, according to [Chicago Police Department] reports. The raids have been happening during afternoon hours along the Mag Mile and Rush Street corridors.
Connors said people in dark clothing, ski masks and hoods stormed the store “like a flash mob thing” after police began receiving calls about cars driving recklessly nearby just before the 9 p.m. closing Saturday.As far as I'm concerned, my personal solution to this tactical problem is Amazon.
People dashed in and out within three minutes and raced away in about two dozen cars that were parked in the middle of the street, many with their license plates covered, Connors said.
Monday, November 22, 2021
Automotif CCLXVI...
Ancient Titans
A dedicated group of YouTubers and Reddit posters see the Singer Building and countless other discarded pre-modern beauties and extant Beaux-Arts landmarks as artifacts of a globe-spanning civilization called the Tartarian Empire, which was somehow erased from the history books. Adherents of this theory believe these buildings to be the keys to a hidden past, clandestinely obscured by malevolent actors.
Sunday, November 21, 2021
Garbage on the Ground
Shot with a Nikon D1X and AF-S DX 35mm f/1.8G |
Cowboy Bebop
Artists are Weird
Marketing to street photogs, Fuji keeps their rangefinder-style cameras low-key out of the box. |
Saturday, November 20, 2021
Shiloh
Goddess
Shrinking and growing (and shrinking?)
The current Civic sedan is the same length, three inches wider, an inch taller, about three hundred pounds heavier, and has 20% more power. Broadly speaking, the automotive downsizing trend probably slowed and reversed sometime in the early Nineties.
A 1990 Accord LX sedan started at about fifteen grand, roughly six thousand dollars less than a base '21 Civic LX four-door. (Of course, adjusted for inflation that 15k in GHWB dollars is close to thirty two thousand Biden Bucks.)
Thursday, November 18, 2021
Automotif CCLXV...
In the thirty seconds I had these open in Photoshop to convert them from NEF to JPEG, I grew a mullet and a flock of bald eagles landed on the front porch and started screeching the opening chords of Lee Greenwood's Greatest Hit.
It's funny 'cause it's true.
It's because in the sewers of the internet, anime is the pervasive fluid medium in which the chunks are floating.
— Tamara K. (@TamSlick) November 18, 2021
Apocalypse Now
Wednesday, November 17, 2021
Retrotech.
Monday, November 15, 2021
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU
“Wait, wait, are you trying to tell me that gun laws are Byzantine and nonsensical?”
— Tamara K. (@TamSlick) November 15, 2021
”ALL MY LIFE, DUDE.” https://t.co/k9quR9Wydo
Guns and Stuff
Over at The Arms Room is a fresh Sunday Smith that looks at the Model 3913.
It's interesting that with the introduction of the 3913 at the close of the Eighties, Smith decided that the future of full-size 9mm single-stacks was over. The 3904 and 3906 were promptly discontinued, and only the 59xx double-stack full-size nine millimeters carried on.
At the time, it was probably the right decision. Single-stack full-size 9x19mm pistols were a tough sell in the early Nineties. But only a couple years later came the 1994 Federal AWB, and then came the nationwide sweep of Shall Issue CCW all through the latter half of the Nineties and into the early 2000s. Suddenly there was renewed interest in skinny big guns, as can be demonstrated by everybody and their brother making a 1911 clone. Personally, I think a hypothetical 3904TSW with a single-stack ten round mag would be the berries, but I also love a 9mm Commander.
Over at Digital Fossils, I wrapped up the retrospective on the Nikon Coolpix 990. On to the next electronic artifact!
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Gaia has a pet rock.
Sunday, November 14, 2021
Hail Hydra!
I haven't decided yet, because I really dig having a longslide .357SIG, but I'm getting to the point where I need bucks worse than blasters.
Saturday, November 13, 2021
Dynamic Range
Overheard in Front of the Television...
Me: "This is haram."RX: "MCMXLVII... it's 1947."Me: "It's in color. All color Popeye cartoons are haram."
Me: "It's a 1966 Tom & Jerry. I don't think even Chuck Jones can rescue that. They're doing everything but talking to each other and smoking dope."
Friday, November 12, 2021
Automotif CCLXIV...
That sound you hear...
Thursday, November 11, 2021
The Final Savages
Saye the majick words!
I do notte wishe to create joynder wythe thee.
— Tamara K. (@TamSlick) November 11, 2021
Wednesday, November 10, 2021
"Forced down by enemy fire...no, really!"
With MSNBC's ratings plummeting faster than an RPG'ed helicopter, Brian Williams hits the silk. https://t.co/GHMbNw6zjp
— Tamara K. (@TamSlick) November 10, 2021
Whither Blogs?
"This is an interesting look back. I wrote it 5 years ago after publishing my first 1000 articles. At that time I had 100K unique visitors and 400K pageviews every month.I think the talk of social media blocks and shadow bans is largely a red herring.
Now even though my writing is better and I'm writing more articles, last month's stats were 29K visitors and 168K pageviews.
I think people are losing their attention spans and don't read 1500-word articles as much anymore. Combine that with social media blocks and shadow bans for certain subject matter and the gun blogs are slowly dying."
First, during the heyday of blogs, people linked back and forth constantly, creating freewheeling chains of discussion on various topics.
As some bloggers began to commercialize their blogs, and group blogs became more common, they realized that outside links were bad for traffic, and so blogs became more insular and siloed. Bloggers who counted on traffic became more savvy about building it. (A lot of the stuff I do here on VFTP is actively bad for traffic, but it's always been a personal blog...in the original sense: A Web Log of stuff I've run across on the internet or a sort of diary for random thoughts.)
Deprived of that outside source of link traffic, SEO became prime and content often suffered. Buzzword-heavy 150-300 word clickbait at high frequency trumps a 1,500-word essay every two or three days when it comes to pulling in the eyeballs.
Bloggers frequently try to port content over to Facebook or other social media sites in an attempt to drive traffic back to the blog (VFTP has a desultorily updated FB page, for instance) but that rarely works. See, social media sites penalize outside links for the same reason as the commercialized blogs did. Do you want people to see Facebook posts that link to your blog in their feeds? Then you are going to need to pay for the privilege. It's not a "shadow ban", it's FB trying to keep eyeballs inside its ecosystem unless you are paying to advertise. That is, after all, their entire business model. Zuck ain't your free outside blog promotin' buddy.
This isn't some atempt to kill gun blogs, either. All the cupcake blogs and scrapbook blogs and gardening blogs and comic book blogs that have cratered in at the same time as gun blogs weren't just collateral damage in some sinister Big Tech plot to revive gun control. It's just that text-based media consumption is slumping across the board.
People don't read anymore, they watch (or listen). Video and podcasts are thriving; text is dead.
Get you a Tik-Tok or Insta and condense everything you need to say into fifteen to thirty second chunks.
And don't forget, drink Brawndo. It's got electrolytes!
Hipster Trendoid Posers
I’m giving fifty-fifty odds of there even being film in that thing.
— Tamara K. (@TamSlick) November 10, 2021
The Espio is a fairly nondescript point-and-shoot, the kind that goes for five bucks at Goodwill, not five bills on eBay. Of course, given how fickle film hipsters are, now that Leto has used one as a prop, all bets are off.
Tuesday, November 09, 2021
Advanced Anti-Theft System
Both the Z3 and the Mustang are equipped with this sophisticated antitheft system.
Sucker Punch
"Lovato’s endorsement of Gaia’s content about “the unknown” marks a new effort to push conspiracy-theory thinking into the mainstream, this time with Lovato’s fanbase. And for the singer, it offers a chance to make money from streaming video subscriptions.Spending twelve bucks a month to watch "documentaries" about prehistoric giants warring with lizardoid aliens in the ruins of Atlantis is practically begging to be grifted. It's people like that who make me wish I didn't have any ethics...or shame.
On a Lovato-themed Gaia page for their fans, the singer’s supporters can view a free episode of a Gaia show about an “ancient space program” before signing up for a $11.99 monthly Gaia membership."
Monday, November 08, 2021
Sunday, November 07, 2021
Deep State Hijinks
Groundhog Hour
Saturday, November 06, 2021
All the Megapickles!
Definitely that time of year...
Emotional Wreck-age
I was the only eastbound vehicle, in the center of the three lanes, when the white Camry attempted a left-hand turn out of a driveway ahead there on the right.
Friday, November 05, 2021
Conflation...
"Pro" in camera body terms is used to refer to big cameras used by pro photogs and built to withstand the occasional out-of-bounds NFL cornerback. |
Mouseville, USA
Since I was in Orlando to report on a convention, my twenty-mile walk began in Convention-center-land, in the SE corner of Orlando, adjacent to a tourist-land comprised of Disney and other amusement parks that have globbed onto the scene.I'm think I've grabbed a smoke break under the very awning he photographed in that picture, lo those eighteen years ago. Then again, convention centers all kinda do look the same.