Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Schism.

Today is the day when heretical Reformed followers of John Moses Browning celebrate His birth. We Orthodox types celebrate on the correct day, which is the 23rd.
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14 comments:

Revolver Rob said...

I must ask, because I don't know. What are the differences between Reform JMB followers and Orthodox JMB followers?

Do reform followers use Wilson magazines?

-Rob

9:01 AM, January 21, 2009
Anonymous said...

Reform members carry High Powers/P35s.

Orthodox members carry 1911s and 1903s.

Ultra Orthodox members carry every single gun he invented. They do not get out much as the weight of so many firearms leaves them stranded in their gun rooms.

Shootin' Buddy

9:06 AM, January 21, 2009
Anonymous said...

Range Trip! I have the 23rd off and am only 20 minutes from the NRA range. Let's check the ol' range bag:
1911? Check and Check (.45 and Super .38)
Colt Woodsman? Check
Winchester 1894? Check
Winchester 1895? Check
Auto 5? Che... damn! Can't use it on the NRA range.
Well, that's still enough to honor St. John of Ogden (PBUH).

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for I am armed by John Moses Browning.

10:38 AM, January 21, 2009
Anonymous said...

apostate. Every day is JMB day (PBUH)

11:01 AM, January 21, 2009
Jay G said...

Amen brother og...

11:22 AM, January 21, 2009
Anonymous said...

I blame the occupation of the Capitol by Democrats for the warring between factions.

11:37 AM, January 21, 2009
NotClauswitz said...

PBUH! PBUH! PBPBPBPB-RATT-ATT-TAT-TAT-TAT!! :-)

(Win 1890, Colt 1911A1, A-5 Light-Twelve)

12:06 PM, January 21, 2009
Farm.Dad said...

Ogg nailed it , i cant add more

12:24 PM, January 21, 2009
closed said...

Maybe he was miraculously born on both dates?

( verification word: fermi )

3:06 PM, January 21, 2009
dave said...

Maybe he was miraculously born on both dates?
Think of his poor mother!

3:39 PM, January 21, 2009
Drang said...

AR15.com answer: Celebrate both!

5:57 PM, January 21, 2009
rremington said...

What Og said!!

6:44 PM, January 21, 2009
Adrian K said...

Woo!

Gonna have to put a reminder in my Outlook Calendar to wish my rainbow-farting tofu-eater co-workers a happy John Moses Browning Day on Friday.

10:31 PM, January 21, 2009
.....CLIFFORD said...

Orthodox can never mix ball with wadcutter, or even semi-jacketed hollow points. And you have to keep a separate set of magazines and cleaning rods for each.

FWIW, I'm celebrating Friday.

12:38 AM, January 22, 2009

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