If the nation was blasted to shards of radioactive glass, the only thing scientists predict will survive are cockroaches, lizards and drummers. Nobody knows precisely why. They just will.
A young chick in the Circus-Circus elevator at Gunblogger Rendezvous II noticed our long black cases and asked Kevin Baker, "Keyboards?" He replied "No, percussion."
More wonderful stories on that site: http://www.news.com.au/national/push-to-let-primary-school-kids-shoot-each-other-with-paintball-guns/story-e6frfkvr-1225874216733 under the title of "Should 12 year olds get to handle guns" with the bullet point "Kids would be allowed high-powered weapons" - the story is about paintball.
Drummers may be dumb, but at least they can keep a beat and have no pretensions about intonation, unlike saxophonists. If I am ever a landlord, I will use that lease form with the saxophone clause in it. Don't forget, Bill Clinton is a saxophonist.
I thought you paid him for the Chinese food?
ReplyDeleteEven on the East Coast it has to be illegal to pay him for the Chinese food, then to defenestrate and then to skewerate.
Shootin' Buddy
Drummers: They are like crabgrass. Short of napalm, nothing kills them. The problem is that both crabgrass and drummers share the same IQ.
ReplyDeleteIf he had fallen off the balcony of his girlfriend's crib, where he crashes until he can find a job, he would have been a bassist.
ReplyDeleteYou know how a drummer announces he's leaving the band?
ReplyDelete"Hey guys, I wrote this song..."
If the nation was blasted to shards of radioactive glass, the only thing scientists predict will survive are cockroaches, lizards and drummers. Nobody knows precisely why. They just will.
ReplyDeleteThe sad thing is it won't affect his playing ability.
ReplyDeleteMight make him play better. I'm more than a little disapointed there were no pictures.
ReplyDeleteHow do you get a drummer off your front porch? Pay for the pizza.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless.
More here: http://www.drumjokes.com/
Well, when I read your headline my first thought was "Over the railing, or use a .22"
ReplyDeleteWell, they screwed up on the headline. Drummers are NOT musicians.
ReplyDeleteA young chick in the Circus-Circus elevator at Gunblogger Rendezvous II noticed our long black cases and asked Kevin Baker, "Keyboards?"
ReplyDeleteHe replied "No, percussion."
Is Tommy Lee living in NYC these days?
ReplyDeleteMore wonderful stories on that site:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.news.com.au/national/push-to-let-primary-school-kids-shoot-each-other-with-paintball-guns/story-e6frfkvr-1225874216733 under the title of "Should 12 year olds get to handle guns" with the bullet point "Kids would be allowed high-powered weapons" - the story is about paintball.
Drummers may be dumb, but at least they can keep a beat and have no pretensions about intonation, unlike saxophonists. If I am ever a landlord, I will use that lease form with the saxophone clause in it. Don't forget, Bill Clinton is a saxophonist.
ReplyDeleteHow do you know the stage at a concert is level? The drummer drools from both sides of his mouth.
ReplyDeleteJim
I finally understand what's meant by "headbanger."
ReplyDeleteYou know, if this guy had some serious brain damage, it might not be so funny.
ReplyDeletehe might end up only being able to play the banjo.
And the drummer from Alaska's only got one lobe...
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