Person A: "You don't seem to be wearing a costume. What are you supposed to be?"That's a big step up from "Minion of Evil"...
Me: "I'm a Force of Darkness. Can't you tell?"
(H/T to Sebastian.)
Books. Bikes. Boomsticks.
“I only regret that I have but one face to palm for my country.”
Person A: "You don't seem to be wearing a costume. What are you supposed to be?"That's a big step up from "Minion of Evil"...
Me: "I'm a Force of Darkness. Can't you tell?"
11 comments:
Best I ever did was Member of the Radical Fringe.
Gerry
Miss being part of the Empire of Evil
Whatever happened to the Triangle of Death™ anyways?
Only a step or two to go before you reach Dark Overlord. Keep up the good work.
Lady at door: Who are you supposed to be?
Me: Bruce Dern.
I was 8. And serious.
Now doesn't that sound like a Bruce Campbell tie-in?
Ooh! Ooh! Pick me! I want to be a Force of Darkness; can I play too?
Does your Force of Darkness costume come with a wheelbarrow full of NRA money?
"Forces of Darkness", huh? Suppose I've got room on my Browncoat for another patch.
I'm sticking with the Black Ghost.
Nice... Can you get that as a patch? And can you claim that for just being pro-gun but if you do not carry (I can't, it's illegal where I live)?
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