I was thinking about trying some anhedonia today, but I just can't work up any enthusiasm for it.
There are four pieces of Fresh Market bacon on the plate in front of me, cooked just the way I like them, and I don't really feel like eating it. They smell great and the crumbles I've sampled taste good, but eating four pieces of bacon seems an awful lot of work. I'm actually contemplating throwing away bacon.
Seriously questioning my decision to get out of bed this morning. May not have been the right one.
No attraction to bacon eh?
ReplyDeleteIt is possible you have died and don't know it yet. Please do not go towards the light. We would all miss you.
Gerry
Oh dear. I believe another infusion of caffeine may be in order.
ReplyDeleteOr bourbon. That's always nice in the morning.
Or coffee _with_ Bourbon. Cafe' Royals is always good. Esp. At dawn on a mountain top, watching the sunrise....
DeleteI misread that as 'anhinga' and thought "those look quite nasty and stringy to consider eating"
ReplyDeleteThat is fucked up. I hope you feel better soon.
ReplyDeleteThrowing away BACON?
ReplyDeleteCan you drive yourself to the Hospital, or should I use Long-Distance and call an Ambulance?
Aneh-what? Oh that. It must be going around.
ReplyDeleteHey at least you cooked the bacon, that's gotta count for something.
Refuse bacon?
ReplyDeleteMEDIC!!!!!!
BGM
Are your eggs scrambled or over easy?
ReplyDeleteSometimes scrambled eggs just confuse things. Tomorrow try over easy and you should be OK.
Trust me. I make very good breakfast eggs.
Were I closer I'd be taking your vitals and calling for an ambylance. Throwing away Bacon? Such Sacrilege.
ReplyDeleteSeriously get to feeling better soon.
Not only did I have to confirm the definition of anhedonia, but immediately upon perusing the comments I was required to learn about anhinga as well. Maybe we all should have a redo?
ReplyDeleteAnhinga: tastes like fish. Err, so I'm told.
ReplyDeleteDid you give the bacon to the cats?
"...I believe another infusion of caffeine may be in order.
ReplyDeleteOr bourbon."
Try both. Might possibly make the bacon more appealing.
CALL THE DOCTOR!
ReplyDeletenooooooo!!!! mail it to me!!!!
ReplyDeleteThey smell great and the crumbles I've sampled taste good, but eating four pieces of bacon seems an awful lot of work. I'm actually contemplating throwing away bacon.
ReplyDeleteDamn, darlin'. :(
*hug*
Did you make toast to go with? Spread some peanut butter on the toast and put the bacon on it, making a sandwich. You can thank me later.
ReplyDeleteI really hope that brains aren't sounding better for breakfast than bacon.
ReplyDelete"Seriously questioning my decision to get out of bed this morning. May not have been the right one."
ReplyDeleteI have heard of getting up on the wrong side of the bed ....but the whole ..... wrong ..... bed????
It happened to me a couple of times in my wasted yout', but upon reflection, this was caused by SLEEPING in the whole wrong bed ....
jimbob86
Are you sure you weren't bitten by a lone star tick?
ReplyDeleteIs bacon, is pork. The other white meat. Thus, you can still eat bacon after Lone Star Tick
ReplyDeleteAnd I actually read the article and now I stand corrected. Eek!
ReplyDelete@Jennifer - Yup, even pork. I think the Lone Star Tick must be the product of some sort of vegan conspiracy. Hope Ms. Tam is feeling better.
ReplyDeleteDamn, Tam! You're even worse than I am, and that's saying a lot. Like you, sometimes I feel too bad to eat, but somehow manage to stumble to the computer and share my misery with the world. Funny, ain't it? Well, in a way.
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