Speaking of which, that's where you'll get your "free" Obamacare colonoscopy -- at your local airport. Don't you see? Obamacare IS going to reduce medical costs. With the ColonoTSAcapy-T800, you can get screened for having bombs AND tumors at the same time! It saves time, and it saves money because you don't have to use doctors to do the screening -- just your average TSA employee! What a bargain!
Clearly, River Tam was being pursued by TSA personnel.
ReplyDeleteAuricTech beat me to it.
ReplyDeleteIf I ever have to fly again I'll probably mutter "two by two, hands of blue" to myself the whole time I deal with security.
As for Uncle Sam, perhaps Uncle Ernie is a more appropriate name these days.
ReplyDeleteThat's the new logo of the TSA!
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of which, that's where you'll get your "free" Obamacare colonoscopy -- at your local airport. Don't you see? Obamacare IS going to reduce medical costs. With the ColonoTSAcapy-T800, you can get screened for having bombs AND tumors at the same time! It saves time, and it saves money because you don't have to use doctors to do the screening -- just your average TSA employee! What a bargain!