- Are you finding yourself longing for the sure-footed raw competence of the Carter administration yet?
- It's like some weird inversion of a Dremel tool. Instead of one tool with different bits for every job, there are ninety-nine problems for which the Left has one explanation: The Right. The evils of capitalism caused ISIS with global warming and the NRA caused the Ebola crisis. (And remember: "global warming", "capitalism", and "NRA" are all leftist dogwhistles for "white dudes".)
- The legalities of quarantine.