Music time!

While the Navy is flatly denying that the officer who returned fire at the caliphate franchisee in Chatanooga will face any charges, we'll note that the orders that keep our fighting men and women disarmed sitting ducks while at work stateside still stand.

Thus, my friend Staghounds' mad lyrics skills come into their own.

In the navy
You had better not shoot back
In the navy
You'll get your ass in a crack
In the navy
Come on now, people, don't you stand
In the navy, in the navy
You had best not raise a hand!
In the navy
You can protect the mother land
In the navy
But just not your fellow man!
In the navy
Never never make a  stand!

This is just the chorus, go read the whole thing.
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