Hail Hydra!

Would it be ridiculously pretentious of me to list this thing, the whole kit with all three barrels (9mm, .40S&W, and .357SIG), for seven hundred bucks by promising to throw in a signed copy of the magazine?

I haven't decided yet, because I really dig having a longslide .357SIG, but I'm getting to the point where I need bucks worse than blasters.

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