Politics: "Thanks, but we'd rather freeze in the dark."

Several small Alaskan fishing villages have let Venezuela's tinhorn dictator know that, while they might feel that the current US president may be unlikely to wind up on Mount Rushmore, it's really none of Chavez's business, and that they haven't really appreciated his recent anti-Uncle Sam theatrics. In response to the Che Guevara-wannabe's grandstanding offer to help them with charity heating oil, they've told him to stick his oil where the sun doesn't shine, and apply a match.