View From The Porch: Warning: Zombies Ahead.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Warning: Zombies Ahead.

Level 4 zombie outbreak in Austin, TX.

Good ole boys dispatched, but may not be able to contain.

Further news as it arrives.

(Via email; h/t to reader John.)

16 comments:

Carteach said...: Well, the zombies will have to wait. I just pulled walnut brownies out of the oven, and my best shotgun is at the cleaners.; 6:19 PM, January 28, 2009
Anonymous said...: "...near the University of Texas."

Well, this shouldn't be hard to solve.

Flintlock Tom; 6:34 PM, January 28, 2009
Anonymous said...: Clicky; 6:38 PM, January 28, 2009
rremington said...: I may move to Texas.

Can you imagine the PSH that would come from the .gov if someone did this on the east coast....

WV: immusnas you ought to be able to do something with that; 6:47 PM, January 28, 2009
Anonymous said...: Good thing I just finished up my home-defense shotgun... should work as well on undead humans as the still-animate ones.; 7:09 PM, January 28, 2009
B Smith said...: Hmm... I see this as political commentary, taking "ahead" in a temporal, rather than geographic sense.

WV: mulecro (mule'-cro) n: what you use to pin the tail on the donkey nowadays.; 7:30 PM, January 28, 2009
Rabbit said...: Zombies are indigenous to Austin when the Legislature is in session.

In fact, it just started earlier this month.

Nothing to see here, people. Move along.

Regards,
Rabbit.; 7:37 PM, January 28, 2009
Anonymous said...: Well, at least they'll take care of Austin's hippie problem...

Wait, zombies eat brains. Nevermind.; 8:59 PM, January 28, 2009
Anonymous said...: If the Coming Zombie Apocalypse arrives ere my 7.62x39 upper is delivered and properly broken in I'm going to be a very unhappy mofo. I'm armed enough not to be a dead unhappy mofo, but that'd be small consolation.; 9:01 PM, January 28, 2009
Anonymous said...: Messing with constuction signs is nothing new - some hackers did it a few years ago in Vegas, during a Defcon conference.

Oh, and Make's blog has already given out the default password for the signs, and how to reset the sign to the default in case it's been changed.; 9:12 PM, January 28, 2009
atlharp said...: Just remember,

There is always a good chance you can play Hollywood squares from a rooftop! ;-)

God I love Dawn of the Dead! That and the Wild Geese always get me dry firing.; 10:01 PM, January 28, 2009
Anonymous said...: Y'know, I think an AT-14 could handle this.; 1:00 AM, January 29, 2009
AztecRed said...: Zombies must not be too smart if they choose Texas to start a awar. I'd recommend a place like California, but then the poor things might starve to death out there.; 3:34 AM, January 29, 2009
Anonymous said...: If one were to RTFM one would see how easy these things are to "hack".; 9:00 AM, January 29, 2009
Anonymous said...: Cool, now I have a use for all that nasty Brown/Silver Bear .308 I managed to accumulate. Austin's just down the road.; 3:44 PM, January 29, 2009
Revolver Rob said...: We locked the fort down and loaded it up, but we couldn't find any zombies, only vegan hippies. We still put them out of their misery for being vegans.

-Rob; 3:16 PM, January 30, 2009