Thursday, May 28, 2009

SQUEEEEE!

Behold, an animal capable of squaring off with the Slow Loris in a Cuteness Deathmatch.


(H/T to Dante's Firing Range.)
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31 comments:

Turk Turon said...

Awwwww!

Only 3.2 grams? A packet of artificial sweetener is one gram.

2:28 PM, May 28, 2009
Rustmeister said...

Sure, it's cute now, but when it grows up and eats your garage, you'll be sorry!

2:39 PM, May 28, 2009
Joel said...

I think I'll stick with warm puppies; they've never been designated as a biblical plague. Maybe I'm weird, but there was something about the creepy stare. They're never alone, you know.

2:57 PM, May 28, 2009
wolfwalker said...

A kangaroo mouse. So what?

Cute Overload is fun, but its manual is missing at least one cuteness rule: rodents smaller than one kilogram are never cute.

Come to think of it, most rodents larger than one kilogram aren't cute either. Except for capybaras.

3:47 PM, May 28, 2009
staghounds said...

Cuscus.

And Tapirs.

Capybara aren't rodents, they are FISH. Ask the Pope.

3:50 PM, May 28, 2009
Anonymous said...

I think that thing has partied too hardy.

The Chinese sez: "Body weight testing."*

*Subject to a native speaker of any Chinese language. The man that taught me the Chinese I know was punching me in the head or strangling me at the same time.

"Spear form no good. I strangle you until you get right."

Shootin' Buddy

4:31 PM, May 28, 2009
Anonymous said...

That was NOT cute, needs to be stepped on many times Small mouse, long legs, creepy "I'll eat your face when you're aslleep eyes. Not let reproduce please....

Thad

4:40 PM, May 28, 2009
Anonymous said...

It kinda does look like knocked back 3 or 4 thimbles full of tonsil paint and just wants a cold pack and a couple of Advil.

I still think it's cute.

4:42 PM, May 28, 2009
Bob said...

Aw, cool. A hairy golf ball that comes with its own tee.

4:42 PM, May 28, 2009
LabRat said...

That thing is NOT cute. It's a giant head with terrifying soulless eyes mounted on a freaky-looking pair of stilt legs with disturbing feet and no apparent neck or torso in between. If it were any larger it would be one of the horrors in a Wayne Barlow book of illustrations.

5:35 PM, May 28, 2009
og said...

nah, for cute you need the bushbaby.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KGYtUseatU

Bushbabies have not a lot of fear of humans and are friendly. In the bush, we had them throw figs at us from the trees until we offered them some honey. Then they came down and groomed us, looking for lice in our hair. Thankfully, they found none.

Trouble with bushbabies was, once they developed an affection for you, they would "mark" you by peeing in their hands and rubbing it all over your face, ears, head.

Cute, though. Big farging eyes, which as any Mangahead will tell you, is the core tenet of cuteness.

5:35 PM, May 28, 2009
staghounds said...

Bushbabies, cuscus, and tapirs.

6:04 PM, May 28, 2009
staghounds said...

Holy $%^&*! Slow loris tickling!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4

6:09 PM, May 28, 2009
Anonymous said...

Damnedest thing I've ever seen.

Jim

6:34 PM, May 28, 2009
Neutrino Cannon said...

My golden standard for cuteness is still either the tree kangaroo or a caracal kitten.

7:11 PM, May 28, 2009
staghounds said...

Alright, tree kangaroos, bushbabies, cuscus, and tapirs. And Knut. And Model Ms.

I'm cuted out.

7:51 PM, May 28, 2009
OA said...

"Trouble with bushbabies was, once they developed an affection for you, they would "mark" you by peeing in their hands and rubbing it all over your face, ears, head."

Hey, it gets a second date from Kim Kardashian.

8:46 PM, May 28, 2009
Farm.Dad said...

looks like a common kangaroo rat , they used to be common in my country but you dont see as many any more .

9:31 PM, May 28, 2009
Anonymous said...

Deformed rat with a long tail.
Want serious cute, basset hound puppy, and a three year old.

10:07 PM, May 28, 2009
Tam said...

zomg PYGMY SLOW LORIS!!!!

10:31 PM, May 28, 2009
Anonymous said...

Fold! You win Tam.

10:35 PM, May 28, 2009
mts1 said...

Strange trunkless creature.

Now the Loris, it reminds me of those freaky 1960's era paintings of sad little kids with those huge bug eyes that used to be in my pediatrician's waiting room when I was little, that freaked the daylights out of me. Eyes that would follow you around the room as you moved.

11:20 PM, May 28, 2009
staghounds said...

Squee-off!

7:50 AM, May 29, 2009
Laura said...

i don't get why people think these little guys are icky.


...then again, i don't get why people find human children adorable, or why they're scared of snakes, so maybe it's just me.

8:49 AM, May 29, 2009
Weer'd Beard said...

I gotta say that Chicken Chick either spent not enugh, or too much time in the egg.

Not cuite, Sorry!

11:48 AM, May 29, 2009
ravenshrike said...

It's a miniature t-rexish rat with tourettes. What exactly is cute about it.

8:07 PM, May 29, 2009
Christina RN LMT said...

Any kind of Loris(es?) creep me out. I think it's the eyes and the paws.

9:08 PM, May 29, 2009
Anonymous said...

The Fudgie Ghost says:

Cute? Hmmm---maybe, but he sure is a fastidious bastard. . .

10:24 PM, May 29, 2009
mariner said...

It's all nose, mouth and feet. Obviously a Leftist Slow Loris.

WV: ouslyzat

6:09 PM, May 31, 2009
J.R.Shirley said...

That thing ain't cute, it's a hairy cockroach. The Slow Lorris would eat it...which makes the Slow Lorris better, of course.

John

7:04 PM, June 01, 2009
J.R.Shirley said...

OH, Tam, whoever added that horrible "music" to the PSL video needs to be shot while being dropped down an elevator shaft.

J

7:06 PM, June 01, 2009

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