Try to remember not to forget...

...to tune in to Gun Nuts:TNG tonight, where all the cool kids who are going to the 2A Blog Bash will gloat and talk about how they'll snicker about us uncool kids (our host, Caleb, will be tonight's sad panda) at the post-shoot pool party, with its open bar and cabana boys dispensing trays of free ammunition and wheelbarrows of cash...