" ...Jesus's pants giraffe..."...which would be the greatest band name ever. Admit it.
(Have you ever uttered a phrase and just suddenly known, with near certainty, that those words have never, ever been spoken in that particular combination by any human on the planet ever before?)
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I was always partial to "crumb bucket stick wagoneer"
At first blush, I thought this said "Jesus plants giraffe".
I suppose that's another never before uttered phrase.
Actually, I think I'm sticking with the one we came up with this weekend while disassembling my junkyard / barn find Satellite. "Mouse Poop Rodeo".
Yeah, I hope I don't turn up with bubonic plague or hantavirus, too.
Yep, that's a new one for me
It's good, but it's got a ways to go before it tops Astronaut Love Triangle.
Did you just give away RX's email passphrase? XKCD: Password Strength
jf
Dang, botched that url... Oh well, DuckDuckGo is your friend.
jf
Sounds like the beginning of a Tourettes Haiku.
Gerry
My personal favorite was the subject of a rant I wrote in my pre-blogging days: Prehensile Rectum.
Oh my, thanks for the chuckle, Og.
I loathe having to go anywhere other than home and unfortunately having to take care of business away from home base happens more and more frequently as I age.
I go all the way to the basement floor of my office because it's the only one with a traffic level below Grand Central Station.
The problem with it though is it's frequented by some freaks who pass up perfectly good urinals to pee in the commode. Why would any sane man do this? Their aim sucks too.
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