View From The Porch: The purpose of the Internet.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

The purpose of the Internet.

Thanks to Atom Smasher, I have discovered the reason Al Gore invented the intarw3bz: Because if he hadn't, we never would have seen the adventures of Axe Cop.

No pretentious hipster can do Dada like a five-year-old kid.

I think the intertubes better start warming up its acceptance speech for the Nobel Prize.

14 comments:

jesperskibbey said...: Axe Cop Rocks!; 1:38 PM, February 18, 2010
Kristophr said...: "We should put these heads on a stick and put bombs in them."

I think Marco should try this ...; 2:10 PM, February 18, 2010
Matt G said...: I feel the same kind of nausea that I get from reading Proust in a moving automobile.; 3:18 PM, February 18, 2010
Tam said...: It keeps getting better, Matt. And by "better", I mean "just absolutely surreal".; 3:24 PM, February 18, 2010
Noah D said...: The bottom left panel in the answer to question #8 is so full of win...; 3:49 PM, February 18, 2010
Blast Hardcheese said...: I had to stop after Dinosaur/Avacado Soldier got the unicorn horn. Otherwise, I was going to hurt myself. It's best in small doses, like single-malt scotch.; 4:03 PM, February 18, 2010
Anonymous said...: "What about my tryout?"

"We don't need you now that we have a giant robot suit."

That's harsh.; 4:05 PM, February 18, 2010
Fuzzy Curmudgeon said...: Axe Cop rulez teh interwebs.; 5:20 PM, February 18, 2010
Atom Smasher said...: "We feed him bad guys"; 8:27 PM, February 18, 2010
Robert Langham said...: (Head in hands.) I thought I was styling today when I found Epic Beard Man but now I'm one-upped by a snowbound blonde uber-armed hobo-tech.; 9:39 PM, February 18, 2010
Rabbit said...: Ok, who else thinks Mas Ayoob has a case for likeness royalties?

Heh.

http://smartflix.com/vidcaps/lvidcap_4462.jpg

http://www.personaldefensesolutions.net/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/MA-LFIHandSafety.jpg

Rabbit.; 12:40 AM, February 19, 2010
Anonymous said...: Oh Jesus, my lungs hurt... I just read the bit where Socks-For-Arms Bad Santa buys a chainsaw. This, to me, is at least five times funnier than any other web-comic out there. (Which actually wouldn't be saying much, if it weren't for Doctor McNinja.)

I can only say, genuinely, thanks for sharing!

LCD; 12:05 PM, February 19, 2010
Anonymous said...: Holey Jeebus!

I can't believe Tam mentioned "Axe Cop"!

I thought I would never stop crying from laughing so hard when I read the first few episodes.

I should spread the word around my Department to send this kid some Department patches, with a note telling him "We wish we had a partner like Axe Cop!"

-W; 11:50 AM, February 20, 2010
Anonymous said...: Axe Cop Trailer!
Here!
Woot!; 8:23 AM, February 24, 2010