The television ads for Mike Braun's gubernatorial campaign here in the Hoosier state end with the tagline: "Businessman. Outsider. Conservative."
Bro, you are a United States senator. If there's anything less "outsider" than that, I don't know what it is.
I realize that "outsider" is a magical shibboleth in today's GOP, but you ain't one. You've held one elected office or another for almost a decade at this point.
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