Overheard in the Office...

[TAMARA enters the room holding a plate with two Tennessee Pride sausage biscuits]

Me: "Yay! When you remember to put a packet of these in the fridge to thaw the day before, they only take 25 seconds to nuke instead of 45 seconds."

RX: "So you save twenty seconds. And they taste better?"

Me: "Oh, they taste better, too. At least they say they taste better."

RX: "So you don't know they taste better."

Me: "Well, I seem to remember they taste better. But I also remembered that Spaghetti-O's tasted good, so..."

RX: "Children don't taste sugar the same way."

FWIW, they do in fact taste better.

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