My cough wasn't just "productive", it was downright overachieving. Every void in my skull was full of the stuff and when I'd blow my nose my head would creak and groan and make weird popping noises like a Russian sub changing depth. My upper molars felt like they might pop out like champagne corks from the pressure.
Only the mildest of fevers and never lost my taste or smell, so it's probably a bad cold or a very mild flu and not the 'Rona. That, and I'm already feeling a lot better than I did late last night.
