"What is X Money? The new service on X basically provides banking and financial services for paying X Premium and Premium+ subscribers right within the app. X Money includes peer-to-peer payments and money transfers within the X platform, as well as a deposit account. Users will also receive "the X card," a physical Visa debit card for ATM withdrawals and in-person transactions."Now you'll be able to pay for your Grok-generated revenge porn without even leaving the app!
Showing posts with label money makes the world go 'round. Show all posts
Showing posts with label money makes the world go 'round. Show all posts
Tuesday, July 28, 2026
I'm good, thanks...
Saturday, July 25, 2026
Friday, July 24, 2026
Houthis in the News Again
The Houthi announcement that they'd blockade Saudi tankers from transiting the Bab-el-Mandab has sent oil prices back toward the $100/barrel mark again.
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Earlier this week, the Iran-aligned Houthis announced they had expanded their campaign against maritime traffic by targeting Saudi oil shipments through the Bab el-Mandeb Strait, the key chokepoint on the Red Sea, through which Saudi Arabia has re-directed most of its crude oil shipments to bypass the Strait of Hormuz.
China-bound tankers appear to move through Bab el-Mandeb, but some others, including Denmark-flagged products tanker Torm Innovation, have made U-turns in the Red Sea and are now heading north toward the Suez Canal.
Despite the Houthi blockade, “two China-crewed, China-bound tankers loaded at Yanbu and cleared Bab al-Mandeb apparently untouched,” maritime intelligence firm Windward said on Thursday.
Wednesday, July 22, 2026
You probably weren't doomering hard enough...
Latest forecasts don't envision petroleum traffic to return to anything like normal through all of 2027.
Monday, July 20, 2026
Tab Clearing...
- "Quick! Announce talks are re-starting before the markets open this morning!"
- Ghost Bikes
- Do the Euros have the stomach for a fight?
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Saturday, July 11, 2026
Tab Clearing...
- Your favorite gadgets are getting way more expensive again. Thanks AI bubble!
- Cop caught on video stalking a woman by using a license plate reader.
- Waymo robotaxi delivers teen hooligans to the cops.
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Monday, June 29, 2026
The Dumbest Timeline...
The Sunday morning political talking head shows were abuzz with the latest rounds of high explosive tag in the Persian Gulf: Iran drones some ships in the Strait of Hormuz, the US retaliates by striking targeting radars and missile & drone storage facilities, then Iran launches missiles at US bases in Kuwait and Bahrain, and we launch more airstrikes on Iran...
Then suddenly this morning, before sunup, the story breaks on the Wall Street Journal's site: "U.S. and Iran Agree to Halt Days of Fighting Over Strait" and it's all over the teewee news this morning.
The vibe here is so obviously "Quick! Before the markets open!" because Wall Street traders have the object permanence of a toddler playing peek-a-boo. "Where'd mommy go? Oh no! Mommy's gone forever!", except in this case mommy is the Iranian ability to interdict traffic in the Strait.
We are entering a new phase of the war where fighting will primarily occur between Friday evening and Monday morning EDT.
We are entering a new phase of the war where fighting will primarily occur between Friday evening and Monday morning EDT.
Sunday, June 28, 2026
Tab Clearing...
- If your laptop or phone is getting long in the tooth, the best time to upgrade is three months ago: How the AI boom is driving an inflationary surge in consumer electronic prices.
- The guys with the Roman statue PFPs don't know jack about the classics they claim to love.
- War Films and the Experience of War.
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Wednesday, June 24, 2026
*headdesk*
Me: *spends literal decades on the internet trying to explain to people that there’s not a dial labeled ”GAS PRICES” on the Resolute desk*
POTUS, yesterday:
Friday, June 05, 2026
Everything from beer cans to party balloons...
The closure of the Strait of Hormuz, to say nothing of damage to some of the world's largest smelters, has aluminum prices skyrocketing.
Aluminium prices are at a four-year high, up more than 25% this year, as war in the Middle East and a blocked Strait of Hormuz choke off nearly a quarter of the world’s seaborne metal supply.Not just aluminum, though. The global helium supply has been kneecapped as well, which will impact everything from microchip manufacturing to MRIs.
The war has also upended markets for products extracted from natural gas. Among the most critical is helium, an odorless element produced as a byproduct of natural gas extraction. Before the war, Qatar supplied roughly one-third of the world’s helium.I've already had a couple people tell me that even though prices on everything from portable electronics to memory cards for cameras is up, if I have any I need to buy, I shouldn't be waiting for Christmas because it's going to be a year minimum once the shooting stops for things to even start getting back to normal.
Chip manufacturers use it to cool machines that etch circuits onto silicon wafers. Pharmaceutical companies rely on it for quality checks of their products. In magnetic resonance imaging machines, helium cools superconducting magnets.
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Tuesday, June 02, 2026
Tab Clearing...
- Big tech data mining is endangering US troops, but big tech dollars own too much of the government to do anything about it.
- Was your country at war with Japan for 102 years?
- Skyrocketing beef prices endangering famous Texas BBQ joints.
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Sunday, May 17, 2026
Wednesday, May 13, 2026
Penny wise, pound foolish
Between costs associated with Iran and various hijinks in Latin America, as well as shelling out $1.1 billion dollars (and counting!) for National Guard troops to stand around DC Metro stations, bored and scrolling their smart phones, the Army is facing a budget shortfall of something like six billion bucks.
So they're slashing training costs to the bone for the rest of the fiscal year because that's not important for "lethality", I guess.
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Thursday, May 07, 2026
Tab Clearing...
- Roberts: "Hey, you can't Dred a Scott without Plessying a few Fergusons."
- Second tallest megatsunami ever recorded happened in Alaska last year.
- Rain on the Scarecrow, Blood on the Plow v2.0
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Friday, May 01, 2026
Pain at the Pump
Gas in Indianapolis went up another forty cents overnight. Statewide average is now $4.80 a gallon for regular, here in Indy it's $4.99 pretty much everywhere. Monday it was $3.99 a gallon, and that was already higher than it’s been in years, and now it’s gone up another 25%, with more increases incoming. Bobbi filled her tank with the required premium earlier in the week and it set her back over eighty bucks.
Bring this up on social media and you'll hear from your friends in London or Oslo how that's cheap compared to what they're used to, but so what?
Bring this up on social media and you'll hear from your friends in London or Oslo how that's cheap compared to what they're used to, but so what?
First, people structure their budgets and lives around the prices and wages where they live, not halfway around the globe. Second, at this rate people are going to add a GoFundMe to fill their tank in addition to the one they already have for hospital bills. (To which your Euro friend replies "Hospital bills?")
Public transit, health insurance, lengthy suburban commutes, student loan payments, et cetera et cetera... It’s why comparing how many drachmas per dram gas costs between countries is kinda pointless.
Monday, March 23, 2026
Dire Straits
A large number of internet pundits have abandoned their earlier fields of expertise in virology, epidemiology, and deep sea submersible design, and become experts in global supply chains, seizing on the president's statements that we don't need the Strait of Hormuz opened. (Although he also issued a stern ultimatum that they'd better open it by today, or else!)
While it's possibly true that none of the gasoline in the tanks of my cars originated in the Persian Gulf, that's kinda immaterial, despite what the Very Serious Economy Understanders are telling me.
See, the Gulf States are sitting on a massive natural gas deposit. In order to utilize this gas, they sell some of it, but also put it to other uses.
For example, do you know why Alcoa built their smelting plants near hydroelectric dams? Because the Hall-Héroult process for smelting aluminum takes a tremendous amount of electricity.
Bahrain and Qatar use natural gas electrical plants to do what Niagara Falls and the TVA did in the US; namely to drive massive aluminum smelters. Aluminium Bahrain (Alba) and Qatalum alone produce a significant percentage of the world's aluminum. Half of all aluminum used in the US is imported, mostly from Canada, but the second and third largest sources are the UAE and Bahrain. Further, since very little alumina and bauxite is actually mined in the Gulf States, most of the ore has to be shipped there in the first place... through the Strait of Hormuz, before the finished aluminum is shipped back out... through the Strait of Hormuz. The war has already seriously dinged aluminum production and shipping.
Another thing that the natural gas in the Gulf States gets used for is the Haber process. Before Fritz Haber figured out a way to produce ammonia by reacting atmospheric nitrogen with hydrogen, nations used to go to war for control of islands covered in fossilized seabird crap because it was needed to produce the nitrates necessary for things like gunpowder and fertilizer. You are alive today because of the revolution in farm productivity allowed by ammonium nitrate fertilizers. About a quarter of the nitrates for the fertilizer that the farmers in the US use is produced on the other side of the Strait of Hormuz.
Finally, even if every drop of petroleum that shipped out through the Strait of Hormuz went to China, Vietnam, South Korea, Japan, and Thailand, a very large amount of that does not get used to make fuel for Tokyo salarymen's Toyotas and PLA tanks. It gets used to make... plastic. And if you can't touch something plastic made in China/Japan/Korea/et cetera from where you're sitting right now, I'll eat my hat.
Hell, you're probably sitting on a chair made with petroleum while reading this on a monitor made with petroleum and about to compose an angry email on a keyboard made with petroleum... all of which went through the Strait of Hormuz.
So, yeah, it's kinda important.
EDIT: Oh, I forgot, there's also about a third of the globe's helium supply stuck in there...
Friday, February 27, 2026
Tab Clearing...
- An app that warns you when it thinks smart glasses are nearby.
- When you're finally over the effin' snow.
- Jim Grey encounters enshittification.
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Monday, January 05, 2026
Tab Clearing...
- The Policy Implications of Grok's 'Mass Digital Undressing Spree'
- "Venezuela has the world’s most oil: Why doesn’t it earn more from exports?": an explainer from Al Jazeera*
- Measles outbreak at creationism museum.
*The tl;dr is that not only is Venezuela's oil infrastructure decades old and dilapidated from lack of maintenance, even if you fix it, Venezuela's oil reserves are sulfur-rich sludge, what is known as "heavy sour" as opposed to the "light sweet" crude preferred for easier pumping and refining. Also, demand is not rising at old rates and we're actually in a global overproduction scenario at the moment to the tune of several million barrels.
Monday, December 29, 2025
Around the Web
- Techbros are still failing to beat the “Don’t understand Tolkien” rap in their corporate naming practices by naming a super premium home security company after a guy killed by burglars.
- "When A.I. Took My Job, I Bought a Chain Saw": When a copy writer kept losing work to AI, he asked a chatbot for career advice. This piece did not go in the direction that I, cynically, thought it was going.
- An extremely cool piece about the fastest cars available in the United Kingdom, decade by decade. Lavishly photographed automotive pornography.
Tuesday, December 23, 2025
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