Word is out now that not only was he boinking a Chinese spy, but also he was allegedly dipping his pen in the company inkwell by sleeping with Nvidia's vice president of health care, a position that would report directly to Huang. I don't know about you, but I'm pretty sure they discussed fraternization between employees and their bosses being a no-no in the very first job I had in high school.
"But Tam", you say, "Doesn't, like, Elon get up to all kinds of wack shit like artificially inseminating B-list celebs and naming his twelfth kid 'Mechazoid Invictus' or whatever?" and I say "Yeah, sure, but no physical product manufactured by any of his companies is as key to the global economy as the GPUs made by Nvidia. Musk makes stock market hype for gullible investors who believe him every time he says we'll have rocket-powered self-driving data centers on Mars by 2019, Huang makes the chips that power half of everything."
Buried beneath all the salacious cheating gossip is the more disturbing news that Nvidia chips were likely being funneled through shady front companies straight to China.
BONUS: The ten largest US companies by market cap now account for 37% of the entire value of the stock market. It hasn't been that concentrated since the Great Depression.
BONUS BONUS: Huang has resigned effective immediately.
