Showing posts with label space. Show all posts
Showing posts with label space. Show all posts

Monday, April 27, 2026

Tab Clearing...


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Saturday, April 25, 2026

Major Tomski

The Soviet space program was a lot more slapdash than they let the world know at the time. Consider that their planned lunar lander was a one-man craft and its occupant would have had to exit the Soyuz, EVA on over to the lander, strap in, land on the moon and take off again, dock with the Soyuz, then exit the lander and EVA back on over to the capsule. The opportunities for disaster there are legion.

Then there was the crew of Soyuz 11, and their trip home from the Salyut space station...
Mission control, to everyone’s relief, ordered them to come home early. They buttoned up Salyut and climbed into the Soyuz, wearing only their leisure suits. Which became a problem when they prepared to disengage and a warning light began to blink. Sounding nearly hysterical at this point, Volkov shouted at ground control, “The hatch isn’t pressurized! What should we do? What should we do?” Obviously they couldn’t disengage if the hatch wasn’t completely sealed, unless they were in their spacesuits and helmets. They tried various procedures suggested by the techies on the ground. Nothing worked. 
Ground control finally advised them to tape a piece of paper over the warning light and proceed. Read that sentence again. Nothing shouts “Soviet space program!” like that single sentence.
"Da, comrade. Just put tape over 'Check Engine' light. Should be fine!"

These tales and more can be found in the book I just finished reading, The Wrong Stuff, by John Strausbaugh. Recommend!

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Tuesday, April 07, 2026

Great Cats of Science...

Here's an interesting bit of trivia: That mind-blowing high definition video stream we've been receiving from the Artemis II mission is being transmitted back to Earth using a laser communications system first tested with a video of a cat named Taters.

Friday, April 03, 2026

To Boldly Go Where No One Has Gone Before

There are currently ten toilets in space:
  • International Space Station: 4
  • Crew Dragon Docked at ISS: 1
  • Soyuz Docked at ISS: 1
  • Tiangong Space Station: 2
  • Shenzhou Docked at TSS: 1
  • Artemis II on way around Moon: 1
This will be the first time a toilet has left low earth orbit, and the toilet on Artemis II will venture further from earth than any crapper in history. It had a spot of trouble, but the crew and Mission Control successfully fixed it.

They also had trouble with the capsule's computers running two instances of Microsoft Outlook. A lot of talk is made of NASA's SLS rocket using Shuttle-era solid rocket boosters, but it's also worth noting that Microsoft Outlook was first released 25 years after the final Apollo moon mission… …and 29 years before Artemis II.

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Thursday, February 19, 2026

Like a Commie Mobile Home in Space

After Skylab and Salyut, but before the ISS and Tiangong, there was Mir, which is Russian for "Peace" but might as well have meant "Hot Mess"...



That's probably being a little harsh, but a lot of what makes the ISS possible was learned via trial and error on Mir.

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Monday, December 22, 2025

Tab Clearing...


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Wednesday, May 28, 2025

Thursday, June 20, 2024

Summer Summer Summer

The solstice is today, the longest day of the year. It's the official start of summer and, thanks to the vagaries of celestial mechanics, it's occurring earlier in the year than it has since 1796.

The last time the summer solstice was this early, there were only sixteen states, George Washington was president, and Napoleon was running roughshod over Italy.

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Monday, May 20, 2024

The Airport Cultural Index

As a longtime orbital peeper using the GoogleSat, I've found something interesting about airports. In some parts of the world, they're a mess.

Check out this disorganized corner of ramp in El Alto Airport in La Paz...


...or the back forty of Quatro de Fevereiro airport in Luanda, Angola...


You don't see that kind of disorganization at Narita, or Schipol, or Heathrow. Airports in the developed world tend to be pretty organized places. The mothballed aircraft at Davis-Monthan, Kingman Field, or Pinal Airpark tend to be parked in orderly rows. Even the Libyan C-130's quietly decaying in a clearing in the woods on the grounds of the Lockeed plant in Marietta are tucked in neatly among the pines.

So the state of Russian airports often surprises me. The Apathy of Kleptocracy: It's visible from space!





Tuesday, May 14, 2024

U.S. Aerospace Industry: A Crown Jewel Sullied

The state of our aerospace industry is worrisome.
"In recent years, however, the dangers of resting on our collective laurels and ambling ahead with no real vision have become apparent. Boeing’s ongoing 737 MAX debacle and the chronic manufacturing issues with its 787 Dreamliner show just how far the once-proud commercial aviation giant has fallen—and transformed one of America’s leading aerospace companies into what one journalist took as the exemplar for the current “Dark Age of American Manufacturing.”

The industry’s problems aren’t confined to Boeing and its commercial aviation business, either. Lockheed’s challenges with the F-35 stealth fighter are well-known and ongoing, with software problems delaying the delivery of new jets to the U.S. Air Force as well as NATO allies like Denmark and Belgium. Nor has the company announced plans to expand production to meet increased demand, even after the war in Ukraine revealed production capacity shortfalls across the entire American defense industry and as orders for the older F-16 fighter remain backlogged.

In space, the United States has quickly become far too reliant on just one firm—SpaceX—for its launch and space exploration needs; problems with SpaceX’s Starship spacecraft have already delayed NASA’s plans to return astronauts to the surface of the Moon with its Artemis III mission. Worse, NASA’s own famed Jet Propulsion Laboratory, the brains behind many of the agency’s robotic exploration programs, faces “broader institutional issues” that have delayed missions and forced them over budget. The cost of NASA’s ambitious Mars Sample Return mission has also skyrocketed, leading to significant changes to the planned mission.
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Go and RTWT.

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Monday, October 23, 2023

Real Men of Genius

So the guy who owns the 5th busiest website by traffic, one that relies on advertising and is constantly trying to panhandle you for eight bucks a month because it's hemorrhaging money, wonders why the 7th busiest website by traffic, which doesn't sell ads and is entirely supported by donations...is asking for donations.


"Hey, Elmo! Why do you need all that money to operate Twitter? You can literally fit its source code on your phone!"

Smartest guy in the room, you betcha.

Turns out that he knows roughly as much about website infrastructure as he does about launch pads.


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Sunday, September 03, 2023

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving...

One of the most interesting findings from the Webb telescope has been the existence of very large, well organized galaxies at unimaginably vast distances from Earth.

Now, thanks to the laws of relativity, remember that the farther away from Earth you look, the farther back in time you're looking. The light from those galaxies left them a long long time ago...so long ago that, uh, according to the current cosmological models of the universe, it was farther back in time than large, well-organized galaxies should theoretically even exist.
"Cosmology is not like other sciences. It’s not like studying mice in a maze or watching chemicals boil in a beaker in a lab. The universe is everything there is; there’s only one and we can’t look at it from the outside. You can’t put it in a box on a table and run controlled experiments on it. Because it is all-encompassing, cosmology forces scientists to tackle questions about the very environment in which science operates: the nature of time, the nature of space, the nature of lawlike regularity, the role of the observers doing the observations."
This feels like one of those scientific moments where they're either going to have to add ever more epicycles, or decide that maybe the Earth really does move.

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Sunday, June 11, 2023

If the earth is flat and space is fake...

...then this guy's got some weird looking dust flecks in his lens.