Friday Morning Memes…

Meme Dump…

 

I LOL’ed

I saw someone online refer to Candace Owens as “Canned Ass Owens” and it caused me to express mirth audibly.

Look, you don’t pick messy public feuds with the boss, and no single employee is more important than the organization. Start thinking like that and next thing you know you’ll be doing “documentaries” about testicle-tanning on Xitter.

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Meme Dump…

I was there, Gandalf…

It’s true. All of it.

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Meme Dump

On the hunt…

I can imagine a baby Holden having this conversation with his momma…

QotD: Murrican Culture Edition…

ZCQOTD: "I think I’m going to yell 'CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!' whenever I see a foreign revolver from now on.

'My nation’s traditional sidearm is not your costume!'"

Ghost Brigades

 ZCQOTD: “What are you talking about? Russia’s deployed 100% of their operational Su-57’s and Armatas to Ukraine and not a single one has been destroyed.”

It’s funny because it’s true.

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Literally LOL’ed

Jane Coaston has been straight fire on the birdsite today.

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Temporarily(?) Broken

A lot of auxiliary services at Twitter are dysfunctional or outright broken as new management has been throwing switches and pushing buttons seemingly at random. (Two factor authentication was apparently busted, for instance.)

“All these dunks will be lost in time, like tears in rain.” https://t.co/hU8S69vvSx

— Tamara K. (@TamSlick) November 18, 2022

Look, unless you own the hardware your stuff is on, everything on the internet is very ephemeral. This blog, for instance, exists totally on Google's servers and software and could disappear at any mome

Nerd Check

I am such a dork for laughing at this as hard as I did.

If you don’t get it immediately…well, I don’t want to ruin the joy of discovery for you. Using terms like “photon” and “slit” in Google might get you pointed in the right direction. Enjoy the science!

What Soda for Bear?

“Thank you all for coming to Intern Orientation. In your packet, you will find your uniform. Questions?”
“Ma’am, it’s just a red shirt?!?”
“Yes…?”
“Well, there’s just one…”
“You won’t need more than that. Everyone wearing brown pants as I said in the email? Good!”

— MateoG (@MateoG) June 30, 2022

Suddenly and Unexpectedly!

"Jeeves, we would find it very convenient if our problem child were unable to attend the festivities. Have him go lick doorknobs or commoners until he tests positive for COVID."#PrinceAndrew https://t.co/pJIIvU6HgP

— Tamara K. (@TamSlick) June 2, 2022

Overheard at Castle Frostbite…

“We’re watching Queen’s Gambit. It’s like Rocky for smart people.”

— Tamara K. (@TamSlick) June 27, 2021

It was just as enjoyable the second time through as the first. Nearly perfect television, right up there with the first season of True Detective

I've taken Bobbi's advice and gotten the book on Kindle.