"Ruh-BOE-vahn".
Christ, what a dork.
Books. Bikes. Boomsticks.
“I only regret that I have but one face to palm for my country.”
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| "Safe beneath the watchful eyes!" |
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| When I'm shopping for a store-brand John Wick, I look for a dude with his finger on the trigger of a derp tier AR that looks like a Cheaper Than Dirt catalog threw up on it. |
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"After a handful of collisions, the box jellies changed their behavior. Less than eight minutes after arriving in the bucket, they were swimming 50 percent farther from the pattern on the walls, and they had nearly quadrupled the number of times they performed their about-face maneuver. They seemed to have made a connection between the stripes ahead of them and the sensation of collision."
Coconut milk has been called coconut milk longer than Vermont has been called Vermont.
— Tamara K. (@TamSlick) March 8, 2023
Don't you have something serious you could be doing, Senator? https://t.co/xMlP17GoPL
Elon Musk recently tweeted a fairly gross and stupid proposal for ending the war in Ukraine. His solution? Let’s have a “real” referendum in the annexed territories of Ukraine administered by the U.N. It’s gross because the Russians have murdered, displaced, or kidnapped hundreds of thousands of Ukrainians from these areas. His proposal erases those deaths and ignores those facts. I suppose I’d be more open to it if every dead or exiled Ukrainian was automatically counted as a vote for staying in Ukraine. It’s stupid because Musk has a thumbless grasp of the political reality on the ground. He looked at some election return maps from 2013 and deduced that he understands the aspirations and desires of Eastern Ukrainians in 2022. As many have pointed out, even his reading of the maps was wrong. To be clear, I admire Musk for many of his accomplishments. But knowing how to get a rocket into orbit or an electric car to market doesn’t make you a Ukraine expert.Except Elon doesn't know how to get a rocket into orbit or an electric car to market. He knows how to buy the people who know how to do those things.
Big "Luhansk seniors division basketball team celebrates with their special needs water boy-slash-mascot" vibe in this photo. pic.twitter.com/hTcgCOpnqH
— Tamara K. (@TamSlick) October 3, 2022
https://t.co/ZD7qfllnze pic.twitter.com/AxS8cGQgVL
— Tamara K. (@TamSlick) September 23, 2022
You'd think that a hotel owner would have been more sensitive about boosting some mementos of your stay on the way out the door. https://t.co/3sdfWBUVa8
— Tamara K. (@TamSlick) August 9, 2022
My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw a clerk leaking to Politico at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious. https://t.co/UpUxd3Y1jZ
— Tamara K. (@TamSlick) May 4, 2022
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| Sign at Roberts Camera from middle of last year. |
Imagine listening to Lin Wood for more than a minute or two and thinking "Yeah, this guy seems to have his shit in a tidy sack. I should totally listen to what he has to say."
— Tamara K. (@TamSlick) November 26, 2021
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