Sunday, April 28, 2013

98 bottles of beer on the wall...

There were ninety-nine, but suspended-pending-trial IMPD officer David "Bottles" Bisard apparently took one down, drank it, and then drove into something again.

On the upside, he didn't kill anybody this time and it wasn't my** Crown Victoria he was driving at the time.

*IMPD stands for "Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department" and does not, as one might presume, stand for "I Must Patrol Drunk".
**Well, 1/829,718th mine, at least.

2 comments:

J.R.Shirley said...

Jesus.

Brigid said...

Hopefully this will be enough to get him away from anyone's wheels and in jail.