Very Online Right Wing Weirdos: “Those guys were feds! Absolute glowies!”
Normal People: “How can you tell?”
Very Online Right Wing Weirdos: “Their fashy haircuts, butch sunglasses, and tactical pants!”
Normal People: *look directly into camera*
Books. Bikes. Boomsticks.
“I only regret that I have but one face to palm for my country.”