Overheard in the Office...

I read this headline "An Ancient Penis Worm With Rings of Sharp Teeth Has Been Discovered in the Grand Canyon" and thought "Not now, ancient penis worm with rings of sharp teeth. 2025 already has enough on its plate."

RX: "It turns itself inside out. There's an animation..."  

Me: "I'll take your word for it." 

RX: "You don't want to see animated penis worm?" 

Me: "I already saw Animated Penis Worm when they opened for The Butthole Surfers back in '95."

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