"Sir, this is a Wendy's."

Online ragebait merchant Jake Lang stormed into the lobby of the Sea-Meow convention in Seattle like Carrie Nation into a Kansas saloon. Hilarity ensued.

"You guys are indoctrinating the youth with homosexual and transsexual ideas. This furry stuff is not for children," said Lang, gesturing at attendees and a pair of greeters who happened to be wearing full-body cat costumes. "These people are sexualizing children! They're inviting children in. Look at this. This is sexualization of children ... what are you guys doing here? These people here, they dress up in these outfits, and they have sex with each other in these orgies every single weekend. Now they're inviting the children to come to their furry convention!"

"This is a convention for cats," said one of the staff.

Golf clap.

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