Me (from kitchen): "Darth Vader's Wife Punched In Face In Domestic Dispute."
RX (in office): "What?"
Me: "I said: 'Darth Vader's Wife Punched In Face In Domestic Dispute.'"
RX: "Yes, but why are you even saying that?"
Me: "Because it happened. It's in the news. Right there on my computer screen."
RX: "Ohhh... He changed his name. He wasn't born Darth Vader."
Me: "Would it really have been any better if he had?"