Friday, July 28, 2017

Derp Signaling

In the dystopian future, the Department of PreCrime will use online purchase data and BATFE records to note that you have bought:
  • A zombie-motif AR pistol lower 
  • A crappy airsoft-grade red dot and light/laser 
  • A knockoff AFG 
  • And a Taurus pistol
...and come to your house and preemptively arrest you for conspiracy to commit road rage with your retard gun.

Because nothing says "I should not be left unsupervised with sharp objects or permanent markers" like the gun in that picture.