This is the Monday-est Friday I've ever experienced. Getting out of bed was a mistake.
Incidentally, a friend went to purchase one of those Empire Strikes Back coats six minutes after they went on sale, and they were all sold out. My friend did report that you can find them on eBay now for 200%+ of the original selling price.
There's a pimp-slap from the Invisible Hand in there someplace.
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