Overheard in the Checkout Line...

Dude at the store was keeping up on his homework on his laptop between the sparse weeknight customers. As he rings me up...

Me: "Hey, what's that sticker on your laptop lid?"

Him: "Hm? Oh, that's the symbol of my religion."

Me: *squints, jogs memory* "Oh, yeah! Sikh?"

Him: *beaming* "Yeah, Sikh! You know it?"

Me: "Dude, yeah. It's like the universe designed a religion I'd want for next-door neighbors. Rock on."