What do you call a snowflake made of milk?

Apparently a bunch of senators have been lobbied by Big Dairy to propose some vital legislation that would prevent things that weren't squirted out of udders being referred to in commerce as "milk".

Coconut milk has been called coconut milk longer than Vermont has been called Vermont.

Don't you have something serious you could be doing, Senator? https://t.co/xMlP17GoPL

— Tamara K. (@TamSlick) March 8, 2023