Books. Bikes. Boomsticks.
Self-Checkout aisles are like wheelchair ramps for introverts.
The cats?Shootin' Buddy
Your guns are loading themselves, and going out at night to commit gun violence.
Unbeknownest to you a running gun battle between warring factions of ammo fairies and cats has occurred. Obviously one stopped to reload on your desk with a unfired round in their revolver.But they took the fired brass.
The ammo fairy knew you'd need those exact items tomorrow, if they weren't provided today.
Sounds like a gummint plant, just like what happened in Berlin, WI lately.
Who do you know that owns a 4 shooter?
Well one theory is that there weren't that many kids in your yard yesterday.....either that or you were getting odd thoughts after going through a whole bottle of bourbon while listening to an Ozzy record.
Your guns have become self aware and are preparing for The Glorious Ascension at an alarmingly-slow pace.
Obviously you are so well trained that you can commit a tactical reload while unconscious. Is there a 5-shot snubby somewhere near that looks freshly loaded?
Wanna know what's even weirder? The catptcha was "sectors." ...Still at the Skunk Works. I had to bail out of the rack bays for five, while the Mirror Tool (don't ask, it's even worse than it sounds) got rebooted. Hopin' to be done before tomorrow.
Thanks for the reminder. I just bought a coupla extra J-frame speed loaders from C.T.D.
Need an extra box?
Of Ammo? the aforesaid 147 +P+ .38 Cal Hydroshok. Still have some.
Sure!Hit my email @ tamslick A T aol D 0 T com.
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