It's the Obamalympics! With all-new, Chicago-specific events!
Barry's an early favorite in the 100m Backpedal and the Under-The-Bus Crony Toss.
No word on who his partner will be in the new Synchronized Obfuscating event, which will be exhibition-only at this Olympics, but may become a medal sport in the future.
(H/T to Robb Allen.)