Wednesday, September 30, 2009

This is a handcrafted product, any flaws or imperfections...

There are some unusual website disclaimers out there in the internets:
The fbi/cia regularly hack this site, deleting material or intentionally misspelling and changing words to create on some pages typos and other errors in syntax and semantics. Corrections are made by web master as the hacking incidents are discovered.

29 comments:

bdickens said...

Ooooooweeeee!

What a wacko! Don't they have some kind of medication for that?

geral sosbee said...

well, little anonymous one, tell us your name so you can take credit for your great insight.geral sosbee (956)371-5210

Joanna said...

OMG, is that THE Geral Sosbee?! I can't believe it! *squeal* Oh, I may faint ...

cj said...

I LOVE it! I might have to use that. I'll just blame the fbi/cia for the plagiarism.

DirtCrashr said...

What no Bilderburgers?

dantesfiringrange said...

I'll have Bilderburger with cheese, no onions. Oh and a side of paranoia. Do you have Thorazine packets behind the counter?

Nat said...

Dang! I thought I was the only one they were after.

Kristopher said...

Damned ... now I know where all of my typos come from.

Please forward all grammar and spelling nazi replies to the NSA.

Anonymous said...

We need some spelling Maquis to fight against the spelling Nazis.

geral sosbee said...

All statements on my site are true; the webmaster and Earthnet each separately confirm the above referenced hacking incidents on the site, and I welcome each of you, girls, to state your name for the record so that in time your great intellect and philanthropic nature may be recognized by all who read your comments. Yours Truly, geral sosbee (956)371-5210

geral sosbee said...

*"As for anyone stopping up his ear from the complaining cry of the lowly one, he himself also will call and not be answered" Proverbs 21:13

Joanna said...

You know Godwin's Law? I suggest Sosbee's Law, invoked when someone quotes Bible verses because someone else just doesn't. see. the light!

geral sosbee said...

"HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE UNFRUITFUL WORKS OF DARKNESS BUT RATHER EXPOSE THEM”…EPH 5:11 Sep 14
J-you are exposed by your own words and deceitful character as a fool! Now, your name, please, for the record!

Joanna said...

Golly. I had no idea I was such a lying little snip. I guess I'll shut up now. Thank you, sir, for showing me the error of my ways.

Sailorcurt said...

your name, please, for the record!

Are you recording this?

But I'm wearing my NSA-issue beanie lined with pure aluminum oxide. You can't be recording this.

Joanna said...

I'm not giving out my name on the Internet, man! There's weirdos out there!

DirtCrashr said...

For the record or for the CD - or the DVD? Hah! Trick question, it's the RFID tag.

Tangalor said...

Aww MAN! The cool stuff always happens when I'm at work. *kicks dirt with hands in pockets*

Kristopher said...

Gerol: I am the one in charge of forcing typos on your website comments.

Me, and me alone.

Praise Satan!

III more than them... said...

sosbee willl jhust havto deel with the randumly ghenraaated errrs foisted upawn his site bi our partially dedickathed crackhead servers. There wil be no respite frum hour efferts. Weed leaf r names, bhut den weed havta, u know, weed hafta... um, well,uuzz yer imagination children, but temper it with a bit of reality. Some people love attention, even if it's only in someone else's head.

Leave a name? What kind of idiot demands that, especially in this net climate?

reflectoscope said...

Gee whiz, Tam. All I ever get is spam, and I'm damned glad when I get two of them at once.

Jim

geral sosbee said...

fyi: the fbi/cia torture,falsely imprison, force suicides, murder human beings (mostly innocents)and destroy lives here at home & 'over there';the methods used for their atrocities conveniently escape media attention, as Americans feed mostly on the news 'programmings' for their daily fill of intel-propaganda. Those who verbally abuse, mock,or malign the reporters of such inhumane fbi/cia activities encourage the continuation of crimes against humanity that I describe; so please provide your names so we can better understand the disease that afflicts you. Sincerely, geral sosbee (956)371-5210

Nathan said...

I am only saying that because I care - there's a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing.

Joanna said...

He does understand that he's demanding personally identifying information from strange women over the Internet, right? Hello, Dateline?

Kristopher said...

Oh, and BTW ... those voices in your head are the result of schizophrenia.

When you accept that, and take your meds, your life will get much better, and less stressful.

In fact, you'll probably be able to enjoy life more once you stop scaring yourself with delusions that the feds give enough of a rats ass about you to actually track you.

They don't care ... as long as you don't make death threats against politicos, they would just as soon ignore you.

The voices are internal, not external. When you hear something that ain't there, it just means you subconscious is PO'ed about something again. Talk to the voice, find out what it wants, and deal with it. Or drug up till it shuts up, if you can stand the side effects.

Kristopher said...

4:12 PM comment deleted by me for pointless insults and internet tough guy bullshit.

You gotta problem Geral, deal with it.

geral sosbee said...

K- you are a degenerate half wit (probably genetically based) as evidenced by your crude fixations on filth:
"Kristopher said...
... voices... are...schizophrenia.
...and take your meds...
...scaring...delusions ... rats ass... make
d e a t h t h r e a t s ...
The voices are internal... Talk to the voice...drug up till it shuts up... pointless insults and internet tough guy bullshit.
You gotta problem Geral, deal with it.
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Now little man- google has your true name and in time will release it; share same with your readers so they can award you personally the medal of shame for being representative of the lowest form of human intellect.
geral sosbee (956)371-5210 (K-don't call me, pls)

Kristopher said...

Direct hit.

Take your meds, Geral. Your condition is treatable.

Anonymous said...

Mr. Sosbee, you amuse me. You're good for a laugh, you know that? Thanks for the entertainment. And to Tamara for the link. Rock on.