The fact that you reek wreaks havoc with my olfactory senses.
Despite the rain, I will give you free rein to reign over the kingdom.
I will run you over with a tow truck if you do not toe the party line.
It's one thing to see these mix-ups on the intertubes, but in the era of the HAL 9000-model spell checker doing double duty as an "editor", they have crept into print media, too, and this just frickin' appalls me.
Now having vented, I feel much better, thank you. We now return you to your regularly scheduled blog.