Friday, December 23, 2011

Happiness is a warm gun...

Everybody knows that the Snuggie is the Official Uniform of Depression, but what to do when you're sitting on the couch, wrapped in a fug of despair and fuzzy pink microfibers, looking like you're waiting on the mothership hiding behind Hale-Bopp, and the gun in your lap at which you've been obsessively staring for hours is too cold to pick up?

You purchase your pet piece a polyfiber pistol Snuggie of its own: Introducing, the Gun Snuggler!



(†I'd be depressed, too, if I owned a S&W Stigma.)

(Yeah, the dude is obviously trying to make fun of gun owners, but I am capable of laughing at myself because I have a sense of humor, which is apparently not required to join, or even helm, the Brady Campaign...)

12 comments:

Ritchie said...

There have been a few summer days when I left work, went back in and put ice cubes in a plastic bag to chill my piece. A little reminiscent of the fireplace scene in "The Survivors".

Jay G said...

Aren't they horning in on Holder's territory there?

Oh, wait.

Snuggler. Gotcha. Off by one letter...

Anonymous said...

This guy might have a market for those of us in cold states with a CCW and required to unholster and holster throughout the day, leaving our guns locked up in our cold, cold automobiles. If he made it a plug-in 12V heated blankie, the slide won't feel so cold when I reholster.

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

Ooo, replacing a 1911 back into the IWB after spending a few hours at the courthouse in February. Brr. It'd be like the flagpole scene with the tongue in A Christmas Story. But with a firearm and my butt.

[WV: chille]

docjim505 said...

If he got the price down a bit, he could probably make some real money on these.

Jay G,

LOL

Anonymous said...

"If he got the price down a bit, he could probably make some real money on these."

He'd have to make one for .410 pistols to really make some money.

Tam said...

Anon 11:04 gets the internets for today.

staghounds said...

Nothing funny about the streets awash with the blood of innocent children!!

Or the loss of your husband's access to the inner corridors of power, either.

Anonymous said...

But wait there's more!

Order now and get the magazine sniggler free! It fits single or double stack, normal capacity or wussy MA/CA compliant magazines. Just pay separate shipping and handling.

Gerry

SoupOrMan said...

You think it's funny now, but I've met gun snugglers before. They're creepy and think it's just fine for them to touch your gun without your permission. They say it's innocent. I say it falls under the "he needed killin'" laws.

wv: shwon. What inebriated cygnets become when they grow up.

Firehand said...

Could be worse: TRUE depression would be owning a Colt All American!

Larry said...

Buy 3 get 1 free! I'm IN!

Are the operators standing by?