Happiness is a warm gun...

Everybody knows that the Snuggie is the Official Uniform of Depression, but what to do when you're sitting on the couch, wrapped in a fug of despair and fuzzy pink microfibers, looking like you're waiting on the mothership hiding behind Hale-Bopp, and the gun in your lap at which you've been obsessively staring for hours is too cold to pick up?

You purchase your pet piece a polyfiber pistol Snuggie of its own: Introducing, the Gun Snuggler!



(†I'd be depressed, too, if I owned a S&W Stigma.)
(‡Yeah, the dude is obviously trying to make fun of gun owners, but I am capable of laughing at myself because I have a sense of humor, which is apparently not required to join, or even helm, the Brady Campaign...)