Me: "Owww, ohhh..."
RX: "What's wrong?"
Me: "My ankle hurts. It keeps buckling."
RX: "That's because it's Quadruple Witching Day; that often happens to people on Quadruple Witching Day. You know, we should come up with a version of astrology, but based on Wall Street events."
Me: "They already have. It's called Wall Street."
RX: "See? I know! That's why it will work!"